You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
- Me: *Tells person about misophonia and how I can get panic attacks from hearing and watching people chew*
- Them: *Immediately starts chewing loudly to be Edgy and Funny and the pinnacle of humor*
so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”