breakingstride:

For a more realistic irritation effect, apply eyeshadow directly to your eyeball.

Bringing this dweeb to AWA,

Also huge thanks to Rachel who express shipped the wig for me!

(via breakingstride)

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via jagerbombastic)

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via jagerbombastic)

zubat:

If you’re into people who look like drug addicts with fashion sense then hmu.

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  • Me: *Tells person about misophonia and how I can get panic attacks from hearing and watching people chew*
  • Them: *Immediately starts chewing loudly to be Edgy and Funny and the pinnacle of humor*

divinedorothy:

[senpai passes me the blunt] *gasps* an indirect kiss!!!

(via milesjai)

shutdowning:

me:

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(via nintooner)

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

(via jagerbombastic)